Banning the Burkha ..

[smurfchops]

As this Government is too PC to ban the Burkha .... what should we ban ??

[caslass]

Why do you want to ban anything? I thought that this was a free country. Live and let live and all that.

[joggerjayne]

Sh1t cars.

Beige anoraks.

People from Croydon (except Kate Moss).

[joggerjayne]

Short blokes with attitude.

Aubergines.

[pilotlight]

Midget Gems . It would save me a fortune !

[joggerjayne]

Mullet haircuts.

[joggerjayne]

Note to self:

Not had midget gems for ages. See if newsagent has any when buying paper tmrw.

[ttfn]

What about tall blokes with altitude jj?

[joggerjayne]

LOL

Tall blokes I can live with (me being a bit too tall for comfort).

(like the "altitude" gag)

[stonekicker]

people with their pants hanging out their trousers. looks ruddy ridiculous. and if i wanted to see someone's underwear, i'd ask thank you very much! x

[joggerjayne]

Good shout, stonekicker.

[joggerjayne]

Nodding dogs in car rear windows.

[joggerjayne]

Call Centres

[joggerjayne]

Spam (junk email, as opposed to the tinned meat stuff)

[joggerjayne]

Spam (the tinned meat stuff, as opposed to junk email)

[joggerjayne]

Using mobile phones on the train.

[madmaggot]

Stonekicker; I can suffer the underwear showing, can't cope with the bum cleavage though. Seems to draw the eye despite not wanting to look at it lol!

[joggerjayne]

I'm okay with a bit of bum crack, maggot ... but only on girls.

Blokes @rses are not, on the whole, things of beauty.

[boxtops]

People who play their iPods etc too loud on the train, so all the people sitting near them can hear is chunk chunk hiss thump tsss tsss.

[joggerjayne]

tsss tssss tckatcka tcka tsssss

[askyourgran]

Custard creams