Was Moses a cunning linguist?

McMouse | 17:22 Mon 08th Feb 2010 | Religion & Spirituality

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as the Bible describes him as "Parting the Red Sea"

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society

Moses didn't part the Red Sea, God did it for him.

redman41

Ha Ha McMouse ! Oral Sex in the Bible whatever next !

snags

Didn't God call on Moses to service at the Burning Bush?

McMouse

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I know God told Moses to keep taking the tablets

redman41

He parted the Bush to get at the Red Sea ! Ha Ha

redman41

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McMouse

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Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach when Moses says, "You know what? I'm going to try and part the sea again." He throws his hands in the air and, magically, the ocean parts.

Jesus sees this and says, "I'm going to try to walk on water again." He walks up to the water, takes a step on top and sinks.

Moses says, "Try it again, Jesus. It's been a while." Jesus tries again, and once more, he sinks.

Jesus comes out of the water and says, "I know what the problem is. When I walked on water before, I didn't have holes in my feet."

redman41

LOL McMouse !

McMouse

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Moses went to Mount Olive. Popeye hit him!