Some Fine Advice

[AB Editor]

Dear All,

This video contains some good advice.

What is the best piece of advice you've ever heard? And did you heed it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD3O67VBEbk

[bobjugs12]

Don't speed, or if you are going to speed then make sure you either
a) drive a shed
b) have big 'assets'

[benny3008]

Don't eat yellow snow!

[benny3008]

Don't drink water, fish have sex in it!

[squarebear]

Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn

[MarkRae]

Carpe diem - tomorrow may be too late. Life's not a rehearsal and, reincarnationists notwithstanding, you get only one shot at it...

[bobjugs12]

Mark, do you reckon I could use that as a defence against speeding tickets?
"Sorry about going too fast m'lud but Carpe Diem and all that."

[ChuckFickens]

The only fine advice bob needs at the moment is.......

Pay it.

[AB Editor]

We've clearly hit a rich vein of universal human truths here...

[bobjugs12]

A pox on all traffic officers and their clans. Pah!!!!!

[NazNomad]

Never trust a fart.

[ChuckFickens]

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

[Everhelpful]

Don't wipe your bum with broken glass.

[mazie]

The further up the tree you climb, the more of your ar$e you expose.

[craft1948]

Don't keep getting married just 'cos you like the dress......

[MarkRae]

http://jokes.myjokesi...ce-on-turning-60.html

[MarkRae]

Always keep the lady happy...

[Bobbisox]

Never be envious of anyone

[Bbbananas]

Don't sniff your fingers in public - it always looks suspicious......