You Couldn't Make It UP

[chrissa1]

As you may or may not know, NUFC gave Sunderland AFC the drubbing of their lives in terms of recent local Derbies last Sunday

The following comes from our NUFCfavourite discussion board. Truth is stranger than fiction sometimes.

The Box Office Telephone Number For The Stadium Of Sh*te :-)

The Box Office telephone number for the Stadium Of Sh*te is 0191 5 5-1 5-1 5-1 but for some reason (?) they have gone and changed it This isn't a joke, try phoning the number for yourself and listen to the recorded message. You couldn't make it up !!

[Bobbisox]

Yipppeeeeee chrissa, got the buggers on the run..LOL

[alexanderd]

Bobbi what did you call me????

[Bobbisox]

just tried it
"The ticket office number has now changed to , please redial 0871...."

[Bobbisox]

awww sorry alex your'e no bugger, your'e a nice Mackem..LOL

[chrissa1]

Isn't it Brill????

[Bobbisox]

Bill was laughing when I told him
wait for the texts to start chrissa...ha-ha-ha-ha

[chrissa1]

Nowwww, whereelse can I post this?? Ummmm??

[chrissa1]

Sorry, "where else".

[Bobbisox]

sports section
Go on go for gold pet ..ha-ha

[Bobbisox]

helll Noooooooooo
we are not the Stadium of Sh!te stevie
wash ya gob oot
Sunderland is!!!

[chrissa1]

OK Bob, I will. Tee Hee!!

[Bobbisox]

that horrible Mike whoever has changed the name to Sports Direct but it will always be St James's Park

[bloomwood]

Showed this to OH,he's still getting over sunday,took to his bed for two days,bless him.

[alexanderd]

St lames park sports direct.com.Bobbi what a mouthful!!!

[Bobbisox]

.com bobbi sounds ok to me Alex..lol

[Bobbisox]

arhhh yes you are in A Plain bloom?

[chrissa1]

Didn't Sid James die in Sunderland, God rest him

[bloomwood]

hi Bobbi,yes for my sins I am.

[Bobbisox]

hi again pet, I never knew that chrissa , poor sod,,,lol