Donate SIGN UP
Home > ChatterBank > Ahoy & Adieu my hearties...

Ahoy & Adieu my hearties...

Avatar Image
Bbbananas | 10:38 Fri 30th Jul 2010 | ChatterBank
35 Answers
Only half an hour to go, then that's me off on me long hols. Sea legs fit, strap-on ready, lifejackets serviced, ropes cleaned & deck shoes gripped. Bikini packed, as is suncream and half a dozen books & some special wine.

See you, hopefully, in 3 weeks' time. If you talk about me when I've gone, please make them nice things ;-)

Behave yourself Sqadlet x
prev Am I the only one that cracks up everytime "Horsey Pete" comes on?
  
next Loose Women
Gravatar

Answers

1 to 20 of 35rss feed

1 2 Next Last

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by Bbbananas. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
Avatar Image bobjugs12
Watch out for Pirates salla
10:38 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image rinkins
Have a fabby time salla!
10:39 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image McMouse
Make sure you have a bit of flogging.
10:39 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image Sqad
Don´t forget that Agent Provocateur underwear that I bought you.........that should get results. Have a good time.
10:40 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image ChuckFickens
"strap-on ready"

What????

(have a good time)
10:40 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image daftgrandad
Have a great time salla !
10:40 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image rinkins
Trust you to notice that chuck!
10:41 Fri 30th Jul 2010
-- answer removed --
Avatar Image bobjugs12
How the fluff does that work vibes?? A suction cup???
10:43 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image ChuckFickens
Is that the.... errrrr...... plug-in type?
10:43 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image Bobbisox
where you sailing salla?
10:43 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image Bbbananas
Question Author
It secures me to the side of the deck chuck, so I don't fall overboard in rough seas. It's a strap contraption with a big chrome thingy on the end - a bit like putting a toddler in those reins then tying the reins to something immoveable.

thanks sqad - undies freshly laundered & pressed. x
10:44 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image bc7683023
Where are you going?
10:44 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image rinkins
Sounds...err......like a very useful tool salla

You don't really iron your knickers do you?!!!
10:44 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image bobjugs12
What arrrr you gonna do if Pirates attack salla?
10:45 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image McMouse
Keep clear of the Poop Deck salla.
10:47 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image Bbbananas
Question Author
Iron my knickers? Like hell I do !

I am sailing with Plaid, his brother & kids from Seattle along the coastlines of Dorset, Devon & Cornwall. I am looking forward to corrupting them - they need to learn the Ways of La Salla.
10:47 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image bobjugs12
Is your OH gonna 'splice your main brace' salla?


(How many other nautical innuendo's can we get in?)
10:48 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image ChuckFickens
Are the people you are sailing with from Seattle, or are you sailing from Seattle?
10:49 Fri 30th Jul 2010
Avatar Image Bobbisox
if you take a wrong turn salla, giz a wave pet...in the Costas..ha-ha
<Sunday>
10:49 Fri 30th Jul 2010

1 to 20 of 35rss feed

1 2 Next Last

Do you know the answer?

Ahoy & Adieu my hearties...

Answer Question >>

Related Questions

Sorry, we can't find any related questions. Try using the search bar at the top of the page to search for some keywords, or choose a topic and submit your own question.