Mad over 50`s Club open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyships absence, may I welcome you all to the club. Tailcocks and nibbles are on the hall buffet table, help yourselves. I may have to leave you occasionally as am babysitting two elderly maiden aunts.

There will be a talk later in the upper lower galleried ballroom on the topic of "Thermal Corsetry" very apt in these chilly days.

If enough people arrive we may have a raffle, will check lost prop for suitable prizes.( I have found a book of raffle tickets and they are all number blue) colours to be drawn later.

[atsgran]

Good evening mamy, just popped in to say hello and collect some raffle tickets, but I'll stay a while and have a nibble and a tailcock, don't know if I will be able to stay for the talk, (Stay!!)

[Meg]

Good evening all, I have brought a tin of Uncle Joe's for the raffle, if it goes ahead. Very frosty, I slipped on the doorstep. Bouncers were very helpful.

[Mamyalynne]

Ha Ha niceone! sit by the roaring fore as you imbibe.

Prizes will include
pack of pink hairnets
half a pack of murray mints
3 christmas crackers
a zimmer frame cover
2 odd slippers

[boxtops]

Thank you mamyalynne, you may have spotted my post a few minutes back asking if we were postponing but obviously not! I ned to let you know that I am just finishing my dinner, then I will be on my way. Shall I bring some leftover cheesy potatoes?

[Mamyalynne]

Evening meg, does your uncle joe not miss his tin, yes the bouncers are nice and squishy if you stumble

[Mamyalynne]

ooh boxtops what an ideal suppertime treat

[Meg]

I doubt Uncle Joe will notice, it's not the one he keeps his money in.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh you could have brought him, he could have chatted with my aunts, though they do a great line in gibberish

[Meg]

No way am I bringing him, he's an embaresment, your Aunt's would probably love him!!
Have you seen the moon? Humph and Ellie are baying at it.

[Mamyalynne]

Haven`t had a moment, will nip and look

[alexanderd]

hello everyone, late as usual hade a lot of snow in the north east and huskies did not want to leave their heated kennel. Got some ginger wine and a few extra hot mints to share out

[atsgran]

Any Pernod in the ginger wine? Dont have any snow here, just a bit of frost

[alexanderd]

no pernod but did put a few drops of vodka in it left huskies baying at the moon with ellie and humph

[Meg]

Hi Alexanderd, will save the ginger wine for later, matron's tailcocks are still flowing. Nice to see you, I told Mamya to look at the moon, she hasn't returned... Should we be worried?

[Mamyalynne]

evening oh no not more snow yes have some pernod in the wine

[atsgran]

Were you baying at the moon as well mamy? come and sit by the fire and warm up. I'll bring some ginger wine over for you

[alexanderd]

Hi Mamy and Atsgran seems quiet tonight hope people havent been dragged in to the home next door. As I passed they were waving invitingly but I managed to resist

[Meg]

Thank goodness Mamya's back. Went outside to look for her, the animals are a bit frisky. May I sit by the fire?

[atsgran]

whisper - miss meg, sit by the fire and keep any eye on mamy, she was baying at the moon as well, don't let her sit with alex incase she is feeling a bit frisky too

[Meg]

Righty ho, will do. We don't want another incident.