lets have a question and answer session go on ask me any question

[zzxxee]

and i will do my best to answer it
maybe you have a problem
let me see if i can help

[ChuckFickens]

Should I fake my orgasms?

[mccfluff]

should i go out with the guy from the footy team or not?

[zzxxee]

depends if its an ugly cluck your shagging and its worth it like they have a fat wallett

[zzxxee]

i would not bother with a footie player i would go for a rugby player instead much sexier

[cazzz1975]

I dont think you should chuck, unless you are convincing

[mccfluff]

well are you chuck - convincing pmsl

i'm not sure zzxxee, he's ok but i hate football

[zzxxee]

well nothing wrong with one date i suppose to test the water !!

[zzxxee]

next !!!!!!

[joggerjayne]

Should I replace my old ski boots this year ?

[zzxxee]

naaaaaa they will be ok for one more year im sure jj buy a divine skimpy dress instead !!!!!

[carrust]

Have your ski boots become dry & wrinkled with age JJ?;-)

[joggerjayne]

carrust ...

Are you having an "ageing JJ" day ?

[joggerjayne]

Christmas morning ...

Smoked salmon or smoked venison in the scrambled egg ?

[carrust]

Not at all JJ. But if your ski boot is a bit sloppy can't you have it tightened up?;-)

[zzxxee]

well i will leave the choice to you as
1.....................as i hate fish salmon is out
2..................i couldnt eat bambi xx

[mccfluff]

salmon, i don't think venison would work with the egg, its good with melon or figs though

[carrust]

Is it still fashionable to wear collar-less shirts?

[joggerjayne]

Thanks, fluffy.

skibootoplasty ... laser tightening of the opening, yes, carrust ?

But those of us who haven't had children have not had our entrances loosened ... by children with big feet borrowing our boots. So I'm okay in that dept.

[zzxxee]

it is fashionable if your a vicar but if you are talking about the average joe i would say no carrurst

[carrust]

Top answer jj LOL