My daughter has just shot next door's cat

[whifffey]

She is only 3, bless, and I did load the air pistol for her. The police
came and asked if the cat was black. I said no, so there will be no charge.
You have to be so careful these days. She is still very upset.

[China Doll]

Does she need those sound proofing ear muffs to ue an air pistol?

[ladybird49]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1136005_girl_jailed_for_killing_cat_with_crossbow

Hope she doesnt end up like this one !

[whifffey]

The cat was a bit of a mess, sort of mangled.

[ladybird49]

I know you are joking : )

[sara3]

ASBO for your daughter then. will it be her first?

[cazzz1975]

what next, teaching her how to fill and light her own pipe? important skills!

[mrs.chappie]

Whiffey, you rascal. There's nowt funny about shooting a cat!

Anyhoo, I know you're joking - your daughters are both grown up.

[whifffey]

It was a downward shot, from the bedroom window. I asked her kindly
not to do it but she just said "the bastard has been shitting all over your peas"
which was fair comment.

[logic]

That Chloe o conner in Ladybirds post should be hung.

[smudge]

I don't think it's at all funny!

I realise not everyone likes cats, but the picture of the dead cat with an arrow/bolt through its body is sick!

And yes, I hope Chloe O'Connor gets her comeuppance one day!

[Barmaid]

Sara - ASBO has been missing for three weeks!!

I am horribly shocked at this post. Who realised Whiffey had a daughter?!!!!!

(Sorry Whiffey, its just the first time I ever recall you mentioning family!!!)

[smudge]

Pages still not wide enough for all the text!

[ummmm]

He has 2 BM...

[Barmaid]

My apologies then. Clearly something I had missed. But post posted in the spirit of good humour and nothing else.

[ummmm]

Oh I don't think Whiffey gets offended :-)

[Barmaid]

lol Ummmm, I hope not!

[zzxxee]

thought we would carry this on as its an old post of whiffeys but to be honest how do you respond to a post like that ?xxx rip you daft git x

[NoMercy]

lol, I never saw this thread !

[zzxxee]

its very funny isnt it lol xx