Mad Over 50s Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Members are once again requested to inspect the lost property in the cupboard under the stairs. There appears to be a lost male voice choir still there from last week. Any member wishing to claim a chorister should submit the appropriate documentation to somebody...

[Jan1957]

Your friends are very welcome Pru. Have they got any vodka?

[atsgran]

All welcome tonight, I'm on the door so no problem. The cream in the raffle might be a good prize for emma, be sure to get her a raffle ticket, by the way who is doing the raffle tonight, I'm already on the door in the bar and under the stairs

[grasscarp]

Hello all. sorry I am late but I couldnt find my way out of the care home.....

[Prudentia]

never touch anything emma brings but betty turts can apply a poultice

[ladyalex]

our hair and lipstick are OK, atsgran, but you seem to have your vest on on top of your blouse...and your bloomers are caught on your heel and trailing along the ground...a bit like lobelia
Welcome to emma and betty.
Check the drinks in with Jan

[atsgran]

grasscarp I left a trail of breadcrumbs, did you not have your glasses on

[ladyalex]

nice to see you again, grasscarp.
I don't think you shoul dgo back to that care home...there's plenty of room under the stairs here, ask atsgran.

[ladyalex]

Did you mention the police, Prudentia ?
Tell betty that we don't want any more police round here...last time they only sent police women.

[grasscarp]

I have them on. Today I even tried to put a second pair on at the same time. Thank you for the trail but I think the birds ate them......

[Diane1954]

Hi can i come in? I haven't been for a couple of weeks. I forgot!!! What else is there to say. LOL

[grasscarp]

The home would send out a search party and find me. I like it here though. am I in time for the raffle? I only have fifty pence.

[ladyalex]

Do you have your membership card, Diane ?
Atsgran is on the door and she's very strict.
Don't worry, though, if she won't let you in , come round past the queue of dogs and Jan's husband to the kitchen window and we'll help you to climb in. It's only on the second floor. You'll easily make it .

[grasscarp]

I can vouch for Diane. She is the right vintage and crazy enough to turn up here.

[atsgran]

Drat! made a hole in my bloomers with my stiletto only have knitting needles tonight, anyone got tape or something to sort bloomers with, wait a minute where did I put them now, anyone seen shocking pink bloomers lying anywhere?

[Diane1954]

me climb ?? with my veins? second floor?? i get dizzy waring heels and i only wear Hotters :-)

[ladyalex]

The raffle is about to be drawn.
Does everyone have their tickets ready ?

Do we know what the prizes are ?

Does God exist ?
Is this a question ?
If it is, is this an answer ?

[grasscarp]

atsgran you are terrible. I have a spare pair of Damarts best here. Always carry them in case I get run over.

[atsgran]

Yes Yes Yes Yes and Yes, mine are blue this week, hope I get the steradent, haven't won anything for a couple of weeks now. ( need to stay away from cupboard)

[grasscarp]

i missed buying any tickets. dam

[Meg]

My carers won't give me another Bacardi, and I'd look ridiculous on the beach wearing only sunglasses, just waiting to be put on the commode and settled down!!