I am not a homosexual........but

[Abdulmajid]

Bjorn Borg is a handsome man isn't he?

[bobtheturkey]

i hope i look like that when im his age

[Abdulmajid]

He reminds me a little of Christopher Lambert.

[knobynonuts]

Well I think that sue barker still looks a bit fit

[Fitboy-slim]

Have you got your beer goggles on Knobby?

[bobtheturkey]

why does sue barker giggle at everything anyone says

[Fitboy-slim]

Maybe she's been on the beer too

[funnygirl]

Almost Richard Gere ish!!!

[Abdulmajid]

Because she has some love-balls up her chuff, Bobby.

[netibiza]

Having just seen him at Wimbledon (well he was there, I wasn't) yes I have to agree, I didn't recognise him at first, he's defo improved with age.