own up ladies

[Dr-Legend]

Ok ladies i know a lot of yopu own an ipod .
But reading yesterdays news of the world i saw an article about a new accessory for your �pod

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/ipod_1405.shtm l

So ladies have any of you been to anne summers for your I- GASM yet ?


And is it any good ?

[joggerjayne]

Old hat Leggy.



This should have been in the "Olds Of The World"

And no, I haven't ...

[Lakitu]

Didn't Apple sue AS for their advertising of it or something?

That was ages ago.

No, I haven't.

[4getmenot]

the amount of parties I;ve been to over the years I've never seen anyone buy this

[Dr-Legend]

Whatever trever

[joggerjayne]

Lakitu

Yes, you're right, AS did get sued. Thought that was a bit grumpy of them.

[Dr-Legend]

Well it was yesterdays online.

maybe edited by ab ed ?

[Lakitu]

LOL. It was rather.

[joggerjayne]

Well Leggy, it's your post.



If you don't want answers ......... youknow what not to do :-)

Order yourself an iGasm instead. I'm sure there's somewhere you can put it LOL

[Dr-Legend]

Jayne you are a pain.
But nit as much as the igasm would be .


Thats for exit only.


DID THIS HELP ?

[Octavius]

I can�t help thinking you get an infantile schoolboy thrill out of asking all these inane questions about other people�s sex lives. Are you dustin the turkey to AB or something you dirty little boy.




















Can I trust that our little clarification of your utterances towards the parochially mundane and personal fantasies that you pertain to exemplify in your irrational expression of bedroom self abuse served as the familiar cold shower?

Buy a magazine like other little schoolboys who want to play with themselves.

[sleepy1]

i will have to look at that ...that could be fun to use lol

[Dr-Legend]

Octavius only a fool could say in many words what a wise man could say in two.

SHUT UP.



DID THE MESSAGE GET THROUGH TO YOU ?



Alternatively


D T H ?



Lesson learned i assume ocky

[Dr-Legend]

Ocky crawl back into a more serious section you old twit .


If folk dont answer then fair enough .
Were you the school bore ?
If you liked something itw as great .
If not then helll mend anyone who did .




DID THIS GET THRU ?

[joggerjayne]

LOL at "dusting the turkey"

[Dr-Legend]

Methinks ocky is choking the chicken .

[4getmenot]

a wise man would never so SHUT UP.

[joggerjayne]

Why are you so coy about "dusting the turkey" or "choking the chicken" ?

Grow up guys. We know you all do it. We'd think you were a bit weird if you didn't. Just get yourselves off, enjoy it, and stop being so childish.

Then, instead of pretending you don't, you could regale us all with macho lies about how much, and how far.

(yawns)






(just remember to wipe up afterwards)

[Dr-Legend]

Im sure coctavius doesnt that would be infantile etc etc etc .




But we know better eh jayne ?

[Octavius]

"Octavius only a fool could say in many words what a wise man could say in two."

That would probably explain why you say so much then.




















Can one ascertain that our contributory collective summation of your 'broken pencil' alliterations towards the random but frequent attainability towards your self-climaxing, provided a conjuctive conculsion to your sexually frustrated hiatus?

[joggerjayne]

Of course Octavius does Leggy.

Why don't you start a new post - ask who claims that they never [insert expression of choice] ?






Maybe best to do it after 9.00 tonight. Not that it will matter, beacuse nobody will post any replies.

Is this the last taboo? Admitting that you are normal?