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MM & KM Links Oct 2007 [Week 3]
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I can't stop long ~ I'm running late! Tomorrow morning brings a big day with the start of Round 3 in the Reign of King Grenmus the Great which he has dedicated to a Sports theme. Certainly, Sport will dominate the weekend's activity with Rugby and Motor Racing sharing pride of place!
Tonight will be especially cold but I believe that the Shrubbery Squad will do their best to brave the elements and be ready for the MM Links Game when it opens at 08.45 and the chosen words to be linked declared at 09.00 tomorrow morning. If you are an early riser, you may like to chance your arm with the sister game (called KM Links) which will be nearly two hours old by the MM launch time!
Me? I'm crofter keeper of the scores for MM Links! Quite frankly, I've been kept in the dark concerning tomorrow's details, so all I can do is to wish you all �
Good Luck ~ especially to those chasing Sporting Honours!
:o)
Tonight will be especially cold but I believe that the Shrubbery Squad will do their best to brave the elements and be ready for the MM Links Game when it opens at 08.45 and the chosen words to be linked declared at 09.00 tomorrow morning. If you are an early riser, you may like to chance your arm with the sister game (called KM Links) which will be nearly two hours old by the MM launch time!
Me? I'm crofter keeper of the scores for MM Links! Quite frankly, I've been kept in the dark concerning tomorrow's details, so all I can do is to wish you all �
Good Luck ~ especially to those chasing Sporting Honours!
:o)
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I can never remember jokes either. I had to find this one on the internet.
Men are like placemats.
- They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like mascara.
- They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets.
- They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like government bonds.
- They take so long to mature.
Men are like copiers.
- You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like lava lamps.
- Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like bank accounts.
- Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like high heels.
- They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like curling irons.
- They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Well, it made me laugh. Hot chocolate sounds good.
Men are like placemats.
- They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like mascara.
- They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets.
- They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like government bonds.
- They take so long to mature.
Men are like copiers.
- You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like lava lamps.
- Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like bank accounts.
- Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like high heels.
- They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like curling irons.
- They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Well, it made me laugh. Hot chocolate sounds good.
Very good Christiana - Here's the flask of Chocolate, Paulines got the brandy.
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Or there's the one about the farmer ..........
Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees her
son coming home from school. The boy's in a bad mood,
and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a
little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his
mother says, "I saw what you did, young man! For
kicking the pig you'll get no bacon for a week, and
for kicking the cow, no milk for a week."
Just at that moment, the boy's father walks through
the door and boots the cat halfway across the room.
The boy looks at his mother and says, "Do you wanna
tell him, or should I ?"
(S) ;O)
Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees her
son coming home from school. The boy's in a bad mood,
and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a
little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his
mother says, "I saw what you did, young man! For
kicking the pig you'll get no bacon for a week, and
for kicking the cow, no milk for a week."
Just at that moment, the boy's father walks through
the door and boots the cat halfway across the room.
The boy looks at his mother and says, "Do you wanna
tell him, or should I ?"
(S) ;O)
Thanks for the brandy Jools!...and the jokes! Girl after my own heart Christiana!!!
A woman goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a 'curse' she has been living with for many years......The Wizard says.. 'maybe, but first I will need to know the exact words of the curse put on you.'
The woman says without hesitation...'I now pronounce you man and wife!!'
A woman goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a 'curse' she has been living with for many years......The Wizard says.. 'maybe, but first I will need to know the exact words of the curse put on you.'
The woman says without hesitation...'I now pronounce you man and wife!!'
any Essex girls out here?!!!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Kent and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Suffolk . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a magnificent dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from Essex. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot food on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything,
and the second day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down
and he could see a little out of his left eye,
enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Kent and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Suffolk . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a magnificent dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from Essex. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot food on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything,
and the second day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down
and he could see a little out of his left eye,
enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.
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