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Essex Girls
An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding.
The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?"
Essex Girl: "OK"
Medic: "What's your name?"
Essex Girl: "Sharon."
Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?"
Sharon: "Yes."
Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon: "Romford, mate."
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Another Essex girl was involved in a serious crash; There's blood everywhere.
The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the floor.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Essex girl "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"
Essex girl "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"
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The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?"
Essex Girl: "OK"
Medic: "What's your name?"
Essex Girl: "Sharon."
Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?"
Sharon: "Yes."
Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon: "Romford, mate."
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Another Essex girl was involved in a serious crash; There's blood everywhere.
The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the floor.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Essex girl "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"
Essex girl "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"
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