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my dog is so clever at metalwork........

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stokemaveric | 22:23 Sat 07th Jan 2012 | Jokes
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i kicked him in the goolies and before i knew it he had made a bolt for the gate!!!!
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usain' he's quick?
22:26 Sat 07th Jan 2012
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In my late teens I worked in an engineering company. Someone in my office told me a similar one "My dog is an engineer. If I kick him up the @rse, he makes a bolt for the door!"
22:26 Sat 07th Jan 2012
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Mine is far superior im afraid.

My dog is a working dog, he is a blacksmith, when I stick a hot poker up his arse he makes a bolt for the door.

Much better!!!

I posted it on here a while back.
22:27 Sat 07th Jan 2012
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Well I haven't heard any of these versions before.
Just hope the RSPCA don't get wind of it. :-)
22:36 Sat 07th Jan 2012
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Just as well he didn't make a spring for your ba11s !! ;-)
15:33 Sun 08th Jan 2012

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