young pert granny eh?

Bobbisox | 14:06 Wed 08th Dec 2010 | Jokes

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Baby's First Doctor Visit

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come

in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little

concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied..

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a

very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You

don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,

But I'm glad I came.

Bobbs

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lol It was worth it.

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I'm taking Ben to the Docs now Gran..lol

my 76 year old mother pissed herself with laughter on this...

could have been fanatsies about her Indian doc though.....

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she's allowed a few of them at 76 DT..lol

That was really funny Bobbisox . . .

. . . far better than a certain dog 'joke' on here earlier.

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I didn't read that one DE

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