Spider alert.. Help required..

[hippyhoppy]

there is an enourmous spider on the radiator - can someone come and kill it...?

[hippyhoppy]

Oh My God - there's one in my kitchen too!!

[Jugglering]

Nooooo... don't kill it - please - it will catch all your nasty bugs and flies.....

If you can bear it, get a plastic mug or cup and place it over the spider, then gently slide a piece of cardboard underneath.... Carry this device to your front or back door (or open window) and let spider out.

[pastafreak]

Nooooooo!!..don't kill it!!...put a glass over it,tip it in...then take outside. Much kinder.

[hippyhoppy]

Lordy - there's one on the landing!! this is a conspiracy..

[pastafreak]

SNAP! juggs!!

[sara3]

my cat Colin is on his way. he loves spiders!

[cazzz1975]

house spiders are unlikely to survive outside, either way he is dead

[Jugglering]

Yes, sara... I have a cat like that ! Fortunately she also eats flies, wasps and moths.... so I will forgive her the occasional snack on a spider.

[hippyhoppy]

Spider elimation device activated.. two out of three are in the great web in the sky... the money spider on the landing I can put up with..sorry to offend , but Gordon's on...

[crisgal]

i used to be terrified of spiders - quite literally scared stiff - even dead ones.
Now I reall like them. So my advice would be to try and pick it up. It's actually quite hard to grab them without killing them, but you will be amazed at how you can't feel anything at all. They really don't feel like you'd think.
Think of him as a little cutie wutie creature, who is frightened of you and your big radiator. Think of all the scabby flies he will eat for you and please don't kill him.

[hau kola]

I see its your turn now then hippy.

You need one of my super duper spidercatchers from the Betterware man.

[Barmaid]

Sorry, but I turn into a quivering wreck when I see a biggy and hope to god that ASBO the Cat is around to deal with it for me. The other cat is useless, she looks at me as if to say "you want ME to catch THAT?!!!" as if it is beneath her. But I can't get close to them, and I can't bear them in the same building as me!!!!

[terambulan]

swat it.............there's plenty more where that came from.

[Katie~77]

Don't kill it!!!!! Bob will go nuts!!!!!!!!!!x

[Ice.Maiden]

Awww...I like spiders - plus they help to get rid of all those germ-spreading flies.

[Sir Alec]

If it's that big, it's probably a house spider and will find it's way back in. They usually do. I love them!

[pastafreak]

Give it a name and let it be your friend!!

[jno]

here you are

http://www.prezzybox.com/products/index.aspx?p id=3529

[evedawn]

ummm - i'm with hippyhop... the only good spider is a squashed spider..now I KNOW that is irational but they have me in a quivering wreck...

A few nights ago one scuttled right across my loungefloor like he ownedthe place....my husband said he seen it coming out of the corner of his eye all the way from the kitchen yet....he let in run in front of me so he could LAUGH at my expense...

Last year I saw one scuttle across the floor of my bathroom when I was mid-wee...and now each time i need to "go" in the middle of the night i am petriffied and lift me feet up off the floor. Great idea...until i realised it could just as easilly suspend itslef from the ceiling and drop into my...errrrm "lap"........