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Jesus Mary And Joseph ... And Probably The Donkey Too

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sunny-dave | 15:26 Mon 14th May 2018 | ChatterBank
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“There are priests who carry out exorcisms on their mobile phones. That’s possible thanks to Jesus”

http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/news/2018/04/17/priests-are-performing-exorcisms-over-the-phone-cardinal-claims/

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Press one for. Be gone foul fiend Press two to stop head rotation Press three for our anti poltergeist team Press four to obtain a quote for other services Callers must be over 18 and remember to ask the bill payers permission Calls are charged at a premium rate and other charges may apply You have been talking to God and son (miracles Inc) a subsidiary of Deities...
15:38 Mon 14th May 2018
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Avatar Image albaqwerty
saves them getting splattered with pea soup...
15:29 Mon 14th May 2018
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Ah, the gullible still walk among us.
15:29 Mon 14th May 2018
Avatar Image ChillDoubt
Sounds like a great script for a Father Ted Special!
Sadly, it’ll never happen....
15:33 Mon 14th May 2018
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I had to check it was not The Suffolk Gazette doing a spoof ... but it really is The Catholic Herald
15:36 Mon 14th May 2018
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Oh just indulge them.

BTW I'll do you a cut price exorcism without the phone or needing to be there. Just post all your bank details here.
15:37 Mon 14th May 2018
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Press one for. Be gone foul fiend
Press two to stop head rotation
Press three for our anti poltergeist team
Press four to obtain a quote for other services
Callers must be over 18 and remember to ask the bill payers permission
Calls are charged at a premium rate and other charges may apply
You have been talking to God and son (miracles Inc) a subsidiary of Deities are us.
15:38 Mon 14th May 2018
Avatar Image Voltage
damn we're ex-directory...do i have to untie the wife from the bed in the padded room?
15:39 Mon 14th May 2018
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BA for Rowan :+)
15:39 Mon 14th May 2018
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Very funny, Rowan, LOL!
15:40 Mon 14th May 2018
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Avatar Image Voltage
rowan....brilliant
15:44 Mon 14th May 2018
Avatar Image albaqwerty
excellent Rowan !!
15:51 Mon 14th May 2018
Avatar Image nescio
presumably, if you can't pay for it, you will be repossessed
15:53 Mon 14th May 2018
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Clever ....
15:55 Mon 14th May 2018
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I remember watching The Exorcist back in 1973. Frightened the life out of me.
15:58 Mon 14th May 2018
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Very good, nescio :)
16:03 Mon 14th May 2018
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Somewhere in Corby there is a priest reading that and kicking himself for not just visiting my Mum by phone...... ;-)
16:11 Mon 14th May 2018
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I should do more exorcise...
16:13 Mon 14th May 2018
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Noooo - if there's any Corby Priests to be kicked I want first dibs ...
16:13 Mon 14th May 2018
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Great BA......but there are some contenders on here......clever.....x

Hi, Shoota.....you're quite quiet.....x
16:19 Mon 14th May 2018

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