Soaps Summary ...

[sunny-dave]

... for people who have been on holiday and/or had recordings disrupted by World Cup and/or Wimbledog.

Corrie :

People shout at each other, have sex with people they shouldn't do, then drink tea in cafe - all in dodgy Manchester accents

Enders :

People shout at each other, have sex with people they shouldn't do, then drink tea in cafe - all in dodgy East Lunnon accents

Emmeroids :

People shout at each other, have sex with sheep they shouldn't do, then drink beer in pub - all in dodgy Yarkshire accents

Archers :

People shout at each other, have sex with relatives they shouldn't do, then drink beer in pub - all in dodgy Borsetshire accents


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[gness]

Have sex with sheep they shouldn't do.......there are sheep they should???

[sunny-dave]

It's grim up north - you take your pleasure where you can find it :)

[pixie373]

Lol. Thanks Dave. That would save me a few hours. If i watched the soaps:-)

[cupid04]

And in football they can be seen hugging and a kissing when they score a goal. Gawd knows what they get up to in the showers...

[zebo]

No tea for Brian in the Archers, not until the Kitchen of the Century's finished. Someone should have told her that there's a very nice one available second hand at a large house not far from Sandringham, Linda would be apoplectic.

[Baldric]

Soaps summary;

Carp, Carp and yet more Carp!

[seekeerz]

Spell check not working Baldric ?

Thanks sd, for the updates, we don't even get the programmes here ! Pity !