Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Once again it gives me great pleasure to throw open the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome all of Ab's Mad Over Fifties (we can be flexible about the age thing.....if you are of a similar mind set as the rest of us) We have an interesting and varied programme of entertainments for your pleasure this cold wet evening. Tonight's tailcock is the "Shocking Shamrock" a pleasing (if not potent) concoction of creme de menthe and other "secret" ingredients......We are not serving a hot plate special this evening, instead we are having a Breakfast Buffet, a hot and tasty selection of sausages, eggs, bacon, black pudding, mushrooms, tomatoes, hash browns, square sausage (a house speciality) tattie scones, dumpling and other delcious breakfast goodies, all served up with lashings of toast, fried bread, coffee and tea. Of course there will also be the usual volly vonts and canopies. On the pudding trolley we have my very own recipe Hot Cherry Pie with ice cream.
The hot tub is bubbly away nicely in the North Tower, the mini bar has been filled, the elastics on the bungee has at last been replaced but, sadly, the moat has been stolen. Ossifers from our local constabulary will be around later to take statements as the crime was committed after last week's meeting, and they are hoping to turn up a lead.
The Minstrels are in the gallery tuning up, in addition to their usual selection of madrigals and fugues they have also promised us their version of the greatest hits of Dean Martin - we can all "Sway" later! There is a roaring fire in the snug for those who prefer a quiet evening, the bowling alley in the dungeons is ready for play, we will have dancing in the Great Hall and Queenofmean has decided that there will be a tea bag lifting competition, which she will be organising.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

[tonyav]

Oh gawd shes found my poteen stash in the barn hope she hasn't found my still.

Hope there female cops.

[queenofmean]

I have set up the 'Tea Bag' lifting competition on the tea trolley in the corner. You must lift the tea bag 'weight' Lollipop stick with a tea bag either end, with your pinkie for as long as you can. I'd love to stick about but I'm going down under :)

[tonyav]

Evening qom, going down under ? are you off to Aussie.

Why a park ranger Daisy ?.

[nungate]

She's off to watch Sea Patrol - an Aussie soap thing - it's about the Aussie Navy.................get the picture?

Scarper Flo - any relation to Orinoco Flo?

[DaisyNonna]

You always want to park things, Tony. If you were a Park Ranger you could range all over some beautiful National Parks and find vehicles to park.
How many points do you think we need to be safe from relegation?

[murraymints]

That's better..never feel dressed till the sparkly`s in place.....where's the moat ?? What's happened to my moat? ....see the lackey band's back....but no moat ??? ..slurp...bet that ..slurp...orrible ossifer took it ...where's the band.. ? ...slurp...tea bags ?? ..rather have this green stuff...slurp....

[queenofmean]

evening tony

Mum I was into Sea Patrol...way before I even knew of his existence ....26 more sleeepppps :)

[tonyav]

Ah right nungate I see, a navy thing !.
Yeah thats a good idea Daisy a park ranger.
Not sure about how many points Daisy, I think it depends on the results of the teams immediately below and just above us.

[nungate]

The moat was stolen (we think) Minty, that's why the local constabulary are looking into it (so to speak) If you really feel the need to bungee, I'm sure we could set up some sort of "arrangement" with some foam rubber, some mattresses and some card board boxes......

[tonyav]

nungate time to put plan B in operation I think.

[nungate]

Though you were sailing the soputhern oceans on HMAS Hammersley...

[nungate]

. Igor, plan b

[queenofmean]

I am just about to but I want to dedicate that song I was telling you about to Minty

[tonyav]

qom is that right only 26 more sleeeeeeps and then he'll be out of the Navy ?.

[queenofmean]

Yes Tony it is :D:D:D:D

[nungate]

What song? I can't remember, I think grandma is catching....

[murraymints]

Think I'll go for a bubbly thingy...slurp...black pudding roll I think....Got any broon sauce Igor ??...you coming Tony...nice and cosy..all those warm bubbles...slurp....think I'll have anuvver...shammy thing Igor....

[DaisyNonna]

PB, do you just go with the flow or do you have other exciting wishes to share with us? Would have used the word goals but decided that was too match orientated.
Would like to know you better.

[tonyav]

Has he got a job lined up qom ?.
Yeah come on then minty lets go and have a soak in the bubbly thing.

[nungate]

All condiments (including broon sauce) are on the buffet table, next to the cutlery and napkins Minty.