"Your Family Needs Money?"

[boxtops]

Our luck really is in, here's today's offering....!

This is to us from *** Wright: The headingis "Your Family Needs Money"

We have helped many people and at us wide experience.
So close, yet so far, complete your degree in 35 days. Real and Cool
Diplomas.
Give us a ring: USA: 1603-509-2001 and Outside USA: [phone] Please Inform your name and phone number (country code) and our staff members will get back to you promptly!


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yes of course, I have always wanted a real and cool diploma :-)

[emmie]

real and cool in the same sentence, reckon they deserve a rap over the knuckles

[boxtops]

Oh for goodness' sake, the name of the person sending the email is G A Y Lord

[emmie]

that's hilarious.

[tonyav]

I already have one, In the town of Nutbush Tennessee USA, I am a Reverend.

[emmie]

perhaps they don't realise there is a character in Show Boat the musical called ***... lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_Ravenal

[emmie]

why was it blanked, it's the name of the person in the show
G A Y L O R D R A V E N A L

[sandyRoe]

Along with my degree could I change my Christian name? I'd rather like to be Beauregard Sandy-Row, DD.

[emmie]

Beaudisregard don't you mean x x

[mike11111]

A friend of mine had his daughter's rabbit ordained as a minister in some American church.

[sandyRoe]

Those mail order degrees aren't to be sneered at. Ian Paisley bought his from the Bob Jones Biblical College in the USA. He based an entire career on it.

[Duncer]

Any ideas as to what degree I should buy because I need a change of career?

[parkie]

Even if a degree was given to me I wouldn't know what to do with it.
What do you do now Duncer?
Can't really advise you which degree to go for if we don't already know what your present career is.

[mrs_overall]

Mr O is also ordained as a minister in some backwater in California.

He has his certificate on a wall and when we had the builders in recently, one of them was overheard to whisper to his mate
"For f***s sake don't swear cos he's a f***ing vicar"