I spells gud I duz

[B00]

Found this gem, on our areas, FaceBook selling page.

"sellin a luxary umberlla wooded out door been use 2 3 times still like bran new pick up only also a out side gerzbo also pick up only still like bran new if u wanna no any thing eles inbox me"

Then she'd added a bit further down the page "pitcher down below and 35 pound"

Now i admit to the odd spelling mistake (ok, a lot sometimes) but that just left me thinking "wow!!" when I read it, or at least tried to decipher it.

[ChuckFickens]

Do you want to buy my umbrerlla or gerzbo though?

[Nibble]

i paze u?

[janzman]

Sometimes this kind of thing is done quite deliberately to catch your attention...and it did Boo :-)

[craft1948]

I quite fancy a gerzbo............is it an animal?

[Mick-Talbot]

Not bothvered bout the umbrella but the gerzbo sound gud innit.

is the a pikture?

[Zhukov]

hold out for a Gerzy-B00..They"re new!

[craft1948]

Good call Zhukov.........

[cathfromsaron]

presume you mean *our area's* ??

they are probably dyselxic, but even so, why not use spell check?

[EvianBaby]

I think its something about those pages. I give up looking at my local one most the time because i can never decipher what it is they are actually offering, even with the picture.

[Barmaid]

that's brilliant. Beats the sign on my way home the other day "terrear puppy's for sail".

[DTCwordfan]

Or the advert in the West Briton down here from a local restaurant/café:

"Wanted one Barrister, £6-50 an hour."

That one made Private Eye....

[tenrec]

Edicashun is a wunderfil ting!

[B00]

wow Barmaid, that's special, innit? LOL

And yes cathfromsaron, I did mean "area's", but I'd argue that's a grammatical error rather than a spelling one ;-) so ner ner ner ner- lol.

And yes, before Outraged from Norfolk replies, telling me off because maybe the poster was/is dyslexic, I understand that and do sympathise with genuine sufferers however 90% of posts on that page are like that one.

[B00]

ok, i give up DT- where's the funny in that one?

[ChuckFickens]

I'm guessing DT means it should have been an ad for a Barista

[DTCwordfan]

Absolutely CF, spot on, - and think about it, B00, a Barrister would be more like £6-50 a minute....

[B00]

oh right, I dunno what a barista is, heck perhaps I shouldn't scoff at the umberlla seller so much eh? LOL

[Tuvok]

Barista = makes your fancy coffee

Barrister = will sue for you when you burn your tounge ;-p

[EvianBaby]

I think its someone who makes posh coffee Boo but i wouldnt really know, I prefer common tea.

[DTCwordfan]

excellent definition, Tuvok, if I was in B00's shoes this would be a candidate for best answer.