I have a cucumber in the fridge

[Mick-Talbot]

What should i do with it?

[anneasquith]

google !!!!!!!!!!!

[China Doll]

Stuff it with cornbeef and shallow fry.

[jno]

Spanish, is it?

[icemaiden]

Put it in my fridge. It sounds lonely. I have a whole family in my fridge. Off to take my pills!

[Old_Geezer]

If you have no pets, put it in the compost bin where it may do some good.

[anneasquith]

no china.......... not the corned beef !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dee Sa]

the mind boggles !

[samak]

Surely the answer is obvious...

[dave50]

Just eat it and stop being paranoid.

[ChuckFickens]

Take it for a walk, pop into the pub on way and get a decent meal.

[Mick-Talbot]

Not sure, jno. How can i tell if it's spanish?

[owdhamer]

Shove it in somebody's letterbox and shout here come the martians

[mccfluff]

eat it

[ChuckFickens]

Try playing the guitar at it, if it starts doing the flamenco it's probably Spanish.

[mccfluff]

chuck stop it i 'm getting very odd mental images

[brenda]

Mick -----why do I feel tempted to write a rude answer, must be the question.

[ChuckFickens]

I have no idea what the sound is on this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOc4dtZ6wuQ

[Mick-Talbot]

it was purchased in germany, they took them of the shelves over a week ago.

i love cucumber sandwiches

[Mick-Talbot]

Well, brenda..... it is free to a good home, if you want it