Things taken at their literal meaning.

[Bbbananas]

4getmenot just started a thread about almost 'jumping out her skin'. Taken literally - this is a horrid thought, not to mention vision. Just imagine it - all that bone, muscle & sinew just leaping around the room with a pile of skin left to just lay there on the floor. It would be a bit scary.

Any other sayings that taken literally, would be pretty damn awful?

[PeeBee1]

Keep your eyes peeled, eewww

[rinkins]

Your heart leaping into your mouth

[PeeBee1]

Go Fook yourself lols

[Bbbananas]

Oh I love that eye peeling thing....

just imagine at the same time keeping your eyes peeled for someone jumping out of their skin. It would take the boredom out of office life....

[rinkins]

what about your eyes literally popping out of your head?

[PeeBee1]

It certainly would Salla, im bored in the office 2day, shall i skin someone lols.

[MWB]

He/she jumped down my throat.

[rinkins]

LOL peebee's first post - how would you do that!?

[PeeBee1]

Lol, Get off my back, imagine walking around all day with someone hanging off your back.

[PeeBee1]

Exactly, my boss says it to me & i hate the saying, how can i possibly keep my eyes peeled, elaborate b!tch!!! Lol

[MWB]

He/she bit my head off.

[4getmenot]

I shat myself

[rinkins]

Ooh I meant the second one actually, my mistake!

[Bbbananas]

I'd rather suck sh1t from a sweaty sock....

A horrid enough thought just on its own - but for someone to literally do it. God I feel sick.

I'm going to sneeze & make keith jump out of his skin - I've always wondered if he does actually have any b@lls...

[rinkins]

pmsl

[MWB]

Cut off your nose to spite your face.

Eat your heart out.

Make your blood boil.

Tear your hair out.

[PeeBee1]

Exactly, how the hell can you fook yourself lols

[PeeBee1]

Good ones MWB.

[zzxxee]

laughing your head off