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Bbbananas | 16:26 Tue 09th Feb 2010 | ChatterBank
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.. My god, she must have one very big toilet.
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Didn't know there were floods in Lincolnshire....thought it was Cumbria.
16:27 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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I think floaring is good salla, sinking is bad.
16:30 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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Oh vibes I've just spat tea over the 'puter.....
16:32 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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I thought sinking was good and floating was bad. Something to do with liver!!
16:32 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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My god vibes - must have missed that one, or you just KNOW I would have had some comment to make.

It's generally accepted it's best if they sink rather than float - but of course, it depends on what you've eaten.. And always leave a note to remind yourself if you've eaten beetroot recently - that saves a lot of unnecessary panic.
16:34 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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Oh dear there is no hope for my keyboard now.....
16:35 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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floating means enough fibre in your diet.Either that or full of hot air!
16:36 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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Beetroot turns wee red too!!

Yellow and floaty can equal liver problems! Nice subject this!!
16:36 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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why does sweetcorn always show up....
16:36 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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It floats after you have had a barium test
16:38 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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Hmmmm true. I wonder how you get any goodness from something that comes out the same as it goes in!!?? :o)
16:38 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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Lottie I hope I have got the wrong idea....
16:40 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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Sweetcorn rinkins, sweetcorn!!
16:42 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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Methinks me am not going round to Lottie's house for a "good nourishing meal"...
16:42 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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"I'm bleeding sugar, I'm dying..."

Good one!!!
16:46 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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I wish they would get rid of the stupid new swear filter. I have been puzzling over 'sugar'!
16:47 Tue 09th Feb 2010

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