Well-known saying

[N. Hewlett]

Has anyone a note of the well-known saying that includes the words 'couldn't find ... in a paper bag'?

[Ewood27]

There's "Couldn't FIGHT his way out of a paper bag". Is that any help?

[andy hughes]

The one I've heard most is "Couldn't find his a#"e in the dark with both hands and a flashlight!", but my personal favourite is for someone who "Couldn't hit a cow's a#"e with a banjo!"

[mykola]

air.?

[boviner]

MY DAD USED TO SAY I COULDNT FIND A TEA BAG IN A CUP

[brawburd]

couldn't find a rabbit in a paper bag!

[Janetx]

I think that you are looking for "coudln't find his way out of a paper bag" or "couldn't find a tart in a brothel" sort of phrase.

[darth vader]

paper?