Wondered Where My Plaster Went

[nailit]

Cutting up my sandwiches this morning for my dinner, sliced my thumb so stuck a plaster on it.
Preparing tea tonight for me and my son and wondered where my plaster went.
Turned up in my sons mixed veg melody that I had made.
He wouldnt finish his meal after discovering it. Dont know why? The veg was all fresh...

[mallyh]

lol ,hope you didn't ask for a tip x

[aelmpvw]

not as if you left your severed thumb in his mixed veg is it?

[Tilly2]

Was it a proper chef's blue plaster? If not, why not?

[nailit]

//Was it a proper chef's blue plaster? If not, why not?//
Im not a proper chef Tills thats why ;-) With all this coronavirus thing going about perhaps it should be yellow?

[nailit]

Dont know why he had to gag though, its only a plaster when all is said and done ;-)

[Buenchico]

I'm reminded of when I noticed a sliced green bean in my custard in a Brighton restaurant. On pointing it out to the waitress, she simply smiled and said "Don't worry about it. We won't charge any extra for it" ;-)

[nailit]

Think that he'd be grateful for a bit extra, but no! Somehow its all my fault again....

[nailit]

Bloody Plasters cause more discord than they resolve!

[Togo]

//Dont know why he had to gag though, its only a plaster when all is said and done ;-)//

I should imagine, that he could imagine..........where your finger might have been. (^_*)

[Togo]

You should have told him that is was a French mixed veg recipe. Plaster of Paris Medly.

[nailit]

//I should imagine, that he could imagine..........where your finger might have been//
Yes, there is that Ill grant you ;-)

[douglas9401]

Maybe somebody should hold a benefit concert to help family reconciliation.

Band Aid?

[Tilly2]

I know you're not a chef but if you are so negligent with your use of plasters, maybe you should get some that can be spotted. Don't use ones that blend in with vegetable medley! :-)
I feel for your son. That must have been horrible to discover.

[Tilly2]

Douglas for Best answer. That made me laugh out loud!

[Butterbun]

Something similar happened at my local butchers. He applied a plaster to his finger and continued making the sausages filling the skins with the meat when he noticed the plaster was gone. It was eventually found in one of the sausages on the rope. He calmly cut that sausage out and continued the job. I didn't ever buy his sausages again.

[roopower]

I sliced the very top of a finger off while dicing beef and it fell in the saucepan. I couldn't see it , so carried on cooking tea and didn't say anything until everyone had eaten! Extra meat rations.

[Cloverjo]

Oh blimey, roopower.
I always used to cut my fingers when cooking. I’m sure someone must have eaten a tiny bit of me.

Re plasters: I keep getting a pop up of an ad for a packet of multi-toned flesh-coloured plasters. It shows people of colour being thrilled that someone has finally made plasters to match their skin tone. Was this a problem for black and brown people before?

[jno]

well, would it have been a problem if you'd had to wear a black plaster? It would have made me feel rather conspicuous

[Togo]

// I’m sure someone must have eaten a tiny bit of me.//


Too much information surely. (¬‿¬)