A friend has just come back from shopping and told me they were chucking out loads of fish cakes and fish fingers from Iceland, cos they feared they had sea horses in them. I laughed that she was having me on, but she was so serious I think she really believed it. Cant be right...... can it ?
We're getting paranoid I ordered a lamb cutlet in a pub restaurant and heard the waiter ask 'minced horse?'. I said no , I wanted lamb. I then realised he was asking me if I wanted Mint Sauce