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sallybb | 18:30 Tue 01st May 2012 | Phrases & Sayings
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Siamese twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Budweiser's, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet this year guys?"
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.
"Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Bud's, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.








"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."

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Awwwwwwwwwwww lol
They could try Japan for a change
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Zeuhl - LOL
Zeuhl's answer was way funnier than the joke :-)
so Siamese twins only need to go to Thailand, how about that.

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