My bits??

[Romeo]

In the People & Places section there is a question called claim to fame. Somebody called Mr Piper says 'My bits were going to a party'. What does 'my bits' mean? Were just parts of him going to the party? His private parts, perhaps, while the rest of him stayed at home and read a book? OK I'm being wide, but seriously it's a new one on me - what does it mean?

[Artful]

His 'bits' of name dropping.

[magicdice]

"wide" in the context of your Q is a new one on me. whatever happened to obtuse?

[Romeo]

magicdice, I'll answer your question if you ask me nicely. Do not call me obtuse again.