marriage

[alexanderd]

87 year old Albert married 26 year old Jean. Jean thought they should have seperate beds due to his age so on their first night she prepared herself and Albert turned up in her room and they made love. Albert went off to his own room but a few minutes later was back again, again they made love and Albert went off to his own room. A few minutes later he was back again."Gosh Albert," said Jean" if I had known you were this keen I wouldnt have suggested seperate beds." Albert "Have I been here before?"
Dont be frightened of Alzheimers it has its advantages!!

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[DTCwordfan]

I found the car keys, now I have lost the car.

[wildwood]

The advantage of Alzheimer is that you only ever need one book.