Who's the pretty boy

[BertiWooster]

A woman went into a pet shop to buy a parrot .

The pet store proprietor showed her this beautiful one with gorgeous coloured feathers , and said she could purchase it for £50 .

The proprietor however warned the lady that the parrot’s former keeper was a brothel owner and the parrot was kept , in the reception at the brothel and had learned some fruity words / phrases .
The lady stated that it was a gorgeous looking bird and for that price , she would take a chance .

She brought the parrot home , put it in the living room and took the cover off the cage The parrot looked around , stating ‘’ new home , new owner nice
surroundings – good ‘’

In walked the lady’s daughters – the parrot looked at them and stated ‘’ seems like nice kids – good ‘’

In walked the lady’s husband – ‘’HELLO KEITH ’’ said the parrot