Peanuts

[horseshoes]

I just thought I'd share this... I opened a packet of Cofresh Balti peanuts last night, and I am informed by the writing on the packet that they "may contain traces of nuts". No kidding!

[NazNomad]

Same warning you get when you click http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ LOL

[squarebear]

Elf and safety gone mad.

I believe a Swedish chainsaw contained instructions which said, "do not stop with hands"...

[NazNomad]

Husqvarna

[Vicasso]

A few more here
http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/doomed

[mccfluff]

bottle of tesco sparkling water - lemon and lime flavours

allergy advice
Recipe: no nuts