I bid you all a good night...

[Bbbananas]

... I may be banned by tomorrow.

What with the lip twiddling gag and the comments about my dear beloved mother, Ed may find it necessary to remove me for a while until I calm down. Or detox my mind.

You have been wonderful, I hope to see (?) you all again another time.

[redman41]

Bye salla come back soon !

[boxtops]

I've missed something salla, why is there a bag on your head?

[mccfluff]

doubt it, see ya tomorrow

[ttfn]

Just 1 q before you leave salla - is your mother's pessary anything like wendilla's macaw, colourwise?

[Bbbananas]

ttfn - it's pink. And too small for her so it keeps dropping out. It dropped out in The Land of Green Ginger once. Most embarrassing for her companions.

box - that's not a bag - that's me fringe. I was having a Bad Face Day.

[boxtops]

Salla, it looks more like a reverse beard. You must be trying to tell us something.

You must surely have a song there "Me pessary's in the Land of Green Ginger..." - you could start a music hall trend, what with that and the beard.

[Bbbananas]

I was destined for vaudeville. Maybe that could be my new career. If I became a stand-up would you all come and laugh. Just a little bit?

[ttfn]

^sounds like one for Aled Jones boxy (now I've upset jb)
Oh no sorry - I am getting confused with Land of my father's.

[Bbbananas]

Oh my mum's pessary dropped out
in The land of green ginger.
She may be old & slack
but she aint no minger....

[boxtops]

Salla's mum dropped it
in the land of green ginger
Being a tidy lady
she popped it back with her finger

[jno]

has minger started rhyming with ginger now? Oh lord, I must try to keep up.

[Bbbananas]

oh dear, my mother would be turning (red) if she was reading this.
I've always been the 'naughty daughter'. Well, since I was 14 anyway.

[ttfn]

You were probably right first time vibes if you were thinking about her uniqueness

[Bbbananas]

Lone? Lone? I thought ye all were me mates.
I aint no Billy......

[missnemesis]

It's ok jno here in scotland it's pronounced just like minger.......as in Gingggrrr so it rhymes for me lol

[boxtops]

how - why - is minger as in singer, but *** (one of) rhymes with twinge?

[Bbbananas]

That is one of life's unsolved mysteries box.

Do you know, we have a patient with the surname m1nge. He pronounces it Min-gay. We all crack up when he comes to reception, I once had a choking attack on the phone when I had to ring him. Honest.

[boxtops]

when has Ed given me stars for the m word (one off) but add an R at the end, gets through. Doh!