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Sqad | 08:44 Fri 21st May 2010 | ChatterBank
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Flight from Manchester to Ibiza...12 women on a "hen party" all had pink Stetsons draped with silver tinsel,except the bride to be who had a coronet and a wedding veil. T-shirts with silver tinsel around their necks and their names emblazoned in large red letters. Noisy, p1ssed "out of their heads at midday. Sorry Ibiza.

Flight Manchester to Menorca...woman changed her babies nappy in the isle of the flight.

OK...let fly now.
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Classy... Makes one feel proud to be British eh?!!
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salla...too bloody right.
In the "isle" of the flight??

It wasn't Ryanair was it?
how fortunate you are to not have to live with us scrags.
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NoM it wasn't....Monarch....the cabin staff told her off, but she was an arrogant little bitch.
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sara..........quite.
ACtually, I wouldn't object to the nappy changing bit....
well, I got the joke, NoM.
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salla...you must be joking.......sh1tty, smelly nappy? What is wrong with changing it in the toilet.
Also it held up the cabin staff performing their duties.
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NoM....LOL....sorry ....."aisle".......nice one.
Have you seen the size of those little toilets? No room to swing a cat (I wish....) or for a fat man to turn round in.

Yeah NoM - good one xx
Sqad... indeed !

I wouldn't be very happy if someone changed a stinking nappy next to where I was enjoying a drink and/or something to eat. That's the equivalent of letting your dog take a dump in a picnic area.
There's nothing wrong with pink stetsons on a girls' trip.

Don't you lot have a Claire's Accessories near where you live ???

Does anyone want to borrow my pink stetson ?
Good Lord, what is the world coming to? How very dare the working class peasents enjoy themselves?

They'll be expecting water coming out of taps in their houses next.
It's disgraceful Boo - they should know their place - in the back yards of their terraced slums or sink estates, smoking woodbines, drinking home-distilled gin and shagging their neighbours. Holidays abroad? How the hell do they afford that? Benefits are far too high these days....
LOL

B00 ... I'm lining up pink stetsons for Katie, Zoe and Tara !!

BTW ... does one need to be working class to wear a pink stetson? It doesn't mention that on the label. One of my pals was sent to a finishing school, and she's worn one !

Now I'm confused ...

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BOO what a valuable contribution to the thread.....thanks.
Zakly Salla.

My heart goes out to the better class of person like sqad here, he must still be bleaching his skin as we speak after coming into close proximity to the great unwashed.
And as always sqad, you lighten up my day....
you two.... love each other really....?!!!

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