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Seafarer1966 | 10:38 Tue 20th Apr 2010 | Jokes
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I ordered a chinese takeaway last night. The chinese delivery guy brought it to my house and said it was £20. I said to him.......what's Jordans eldest son called?

He said.....Halfey Price.

I said.....here's a tenner now get lost.
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Seafarer1966....disgusting! Doing the chinese out of his hard-earned income but I like it ;)
10:41 Tue 20th Apr 2010
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wouldn't he have said halfey plice?
00:11 Thu 22nd Apr 2010
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Wouldn`t he have said Splace Hopper?
00:13 Thu 22nd Apr 2010

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