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Silence in court!

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TTG | 14:07 Tue 22nd Dec 2009 | Jokes
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Judge to Criminal - "Before I pass sentence, do you have anything to say?"
Criminal - "F*** all!!!"
Judge to Defence - "What did your client just say to me?"
Defence - "F*** all your honour"
Judge - "I'm sure I saw his lips move!"
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