following my recent �100 million win on the euro lottery i have found your slave driving back stabbing glass ceilinged contradictory hypocritical unethical public school boy playground nazist managerial organisation to be surplus to my requirements.
How about, "Please accept this letter as notice to terminate my employment, effective from...etc. Then include something about how you will alwa"ys value the time you have spent working for the company, and the skills that you will take with you...
End the letter with 'God forbid that I ever have to walk through these doors again, but if I do I'll be bringing my BaseBall Bat and Rotweiler for good measure'