Famous books never written

[marval]

1. Twenty yards to the Out House by Willie Makit and illustrated by Betty Wont


2. The Yellow River by I.P. Daily


3. Over the mountaintop by Hugo First


4. The Nude Beach by Seymour Hair


5. The Nudist Colony by Seymour Skin


6. The Numbers Game by Cal Q. Later


7. Chinese Castration by Won Hong Low


8. Under the Seats by Seymour Butts


9. Sliding Down a Banister by Dick Burns


10. Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Freeley

[denis567]

What about
'Piles behind the Pyramids'
by Mustapha Babba

[MalcolmY]

Sorry Marval, you've got one wrong. Sliding Down a Bannister was written by R Stornaway.

[littleigloo]

I always thought Sliding Down the Bannister was written by Major Bumsore.

[marval]

Nice additions, good to have different answers.

[carrust]

Unsuccessful lion taming by Claude Balls

[carrust]

Broken windows by Eva Brick.

[tonyav]

Russian womens wrestling by nora titoff.

[marval]

Babysitting by Justin Casey Wails

The art of boasting by Ivor Biggun

Confessions of a peeping Tom by I Sawyer Bush

Lizards by Eeg Wauna

The Moons of Uranus by Rosie Cheeks

Headaches by M.I. Grains

Making tea by Phil A. Kettle

[LouisCyfer]

The moons of uranus killed me lol !

[marval]

Thanks, I liked that one

[LouisCyfer]

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[carrust]

Russian mens wrestling by Itor ***********

[carrust]

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[carrust]

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[carrust]

Itoratesticleoff...Sort of ruins it in translation:-(

[marval]

It does rather ruin it

Here are a few more

My golden wedding by Annie Versary

The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback

Crime Does Not Pay by Laura Norda

A Load of Old Rubbish by Stefan Nonsense

Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette

Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm

When Shall We Meet Again ? by Miles Apart

The Arctic Ocean by I.C. Waters

[another-view]

The Judge With No Thumbs by Justice Fingers.

[DerWangler]

My golden wedding by Urine myface.

[jno]

kids' books that didn't make it:

1- You're Different -- And That's Bad
2- The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3- Robert: Dad's New Wife
4- Fun Four-Letter Words to Know & Share
5- The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
6- Kathy Was So Bad That Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
7- Curious George & The High-Voltage Fence
8- All Cats Go to Hell
9- The Little Sissy That Snitched
10- Why Can't Mr. Fork & Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

[DerWangler]

P m s l (again) Brilliant jno !