Competition time!

[mrs_overall]

I've laughed my way through the list of the worst ever country & western song titles in this link.
Can you come up with a better one?
First prize: one of my home made cakes
Second prize: two of my home made cakes

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/The_worst _country_and_western_songs_ever_recorded

[jackthehat]

"Mama get a hammer (there's a fly on Papas head)" !!

Absolute genius !

I wonder if I can YouTube it................?

[Barmaid]

I couldn't beat them, they are hilarious!!! I want to know the words to some of them now!

[mrs_overall]

My favourite is:

"I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or go Bowling"

[Sachs]

lol! x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vr9qZQHZKdXY&hl=en&fs=1&

mamma get the hammer

[Sachs]

Wierd lyrics!!

[Barmaid]

I laughed at "I hate every bone in your body apart from mine". But then I would.

[jackthehat]

I saw that Sachs, but the fly is on the 'babys head' in that version............!?!

[Jan1957]

Priceless mrs o. Great site. I love those titles and haven't laughed so much for ages.

[mrs_overall]

Come on folks, have a go at your own title!
Here's one of mine...

I Have an Achey Breaky Heart - or is it Wind and I Need to F**t?

[GetOverIt]

I'll drive, I'm too drunk to sing....

[mrs_overall]

That's the spirit!

[B00]

"Annie May, you look cute, so does your mum, your sister and your mule"

[Bathsheba]

"A good man is hard to find, especially if he's wearing camo gear in a thick foliaged area"......;-) xx

[jackthehat]

"My bride was pure, 'cause her brothers died in the war"

[mrs_overall]

Brilliant!