Come come Dot - you have been on here long enough to know that I am not Legend. As for whifffey, he only exists to stalk Knobby within one minute of every Knobby post.
As someone said earlier . . . .
Whiffy sod off you irritable tedious little pillock.
I will leave you all now with a smile on my face as I was born with a smile on my face and will have the smile on it forever now that I have got rid of fowl name hawkes.