Shopping Duck

[marval]

A duck goes into a shop and asks, "Can I have some lip salve please?"

The shop assistant asks, "Will you be paying cash?"

The duck replies, "No thank you, just put it on my bill."

[chrisrob]

Quakers.

(Actually, you and I must be on same wavelength. That was the pun I was going to post this morning. But I've posted a different one instead.)

[marval]

Hi, sorry to nick your pun. Will go see what you did post.