A couple more

[chrisrob]

At the pet shop I saw a parrot painting a picture with a brush held in its beak.
"That's clever," I said.
"Oh, it's only a politician," was the reply.
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Our vicar loves gardening but I thought he was taking the Saint Michael when I showed him my blighted salad crop.
"Let us pray," he opined.