paddy

[tonyav]

drags a huge box to antiques roadshow in dublin and queues up to see an expert, '' where did you get this ? '' asks the bloke behind the desk.
'' it's been in my loft for 40 years '' replies paddy '' and i think it must be some kind of family hierloom ''
'' i see said the expert '' tell me do you have insurance ? ''
no replies paddy '' do you think i should have ? ''
'' yes '' replies the expert '' it's your water tank ! ''.