A young boy goes to social services

[BillySugger]

& tells them I have nowhere to live.
'What about your parents' ? they ask . 'No they beat me' says the boy .
'What about your grandparents' . 'No they beat me even more'
'Well where do you want to go then asks the social worker '?
'Spurs' says the boy ' they don't beat anyone'

[smartowl]

I've heard that all weekend Premiership matches are liable to be postponed because someone has noticed irregular betting patterns.
Someone has put a fiver on Spurs to win!

[lesblue]

Nice one, billy. Hope nobody takes offence the way you do when its your beloved Liverpool.