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Why did the chicken cross the road

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mole221 | 21:34 Mon 09th Jun 2008 | Jokes
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Ive heard a few answers for this whats your favourite
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To see his flat mate?

Oh no, that was the hedgehog.

(runs away ..........................................)
21:37 Mon 09th Jun 2008
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Because it was stapled to the dogs leg.
01:47 Tue 10th Jun 2008
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My personal favourite, the Arthur Andersen Consulting version is in here as well as some other good ones - http://www.shanemcdonald.com/laughs/l-chicken- cross-road.html
08:55 Tue 10th Jun 2008
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running away from me!!!
11:06 Tue 10th Jun 2008
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cos he had heard that the chicken was a ****
18:29 Thu 12th Jun 2008
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sorry should have put
cos he had heard that the chicken was a *lut
18:31 Thu 12th Jun 2008

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