Tax Inspector Jokes

[Androcles]

What is the difference between the Kray brothers and a Tax Inspector?


No - I couldn't see one either.

A young hotshot graduate gets a job as a Tax Inspector with the Inland Revenue. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi.
He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us free, a complete candle".

The Tax Inspector says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?" The rabbi replied politely," We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once in a while they send us free, a complete box of matzoh balls".

"So" says the Inspector, "What do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"

The rabbi paused," We send them to the Inland Revenue, and every once in a while they send us free, a complete pr*ck".

What's the difference between the Great Train Robbers and the Inland Revenue?


The Inland Revenue didn't get caught.


A tax inspector died and ended up in hell (where else did you expect?) He met up with Genghis Khan. "I don't understand why they have sent me here" he said.

"Well" says Genghis " You must have done some pretty bad things - take my case, I am here for robbery, theft, murder, raping , pillaging and looting - but I still say I did it all in the name of the people".

"There you go," said the tax inspector "My case exactly!"

[JonnyBoy12]

To err is human,
But you have to learn,
Not to be human,
On your tax return.