snowy weather

[wizard69]

Due to cold snowy weather conditions expected soon, the Met office has issued a statement , a spokesman said "Make sure that when you drive , that you always carry a flask and a spade, this way you can have a hot drink, while the spade pushes your car!"

[weeal]

oohhh lol

[B00]

I dont geddit...help!

[weeal]

boo, its kinda ehm 'not PC' but funny

[B00]

still don't geddit :-(

[weeal]

pmsl

sorry BOO, a spade is a black man

now i will get banned lol

[dmsymr]

Someone text this to me last week, I dont get it either...I presume spade is referring to the wife?

[B00]

oh right cheers weeal! I didn't know they were called that as well?

Feel a right donut now.

Sorry wizard, I kinda ruined ya joke there.

[dmsymr]

Oooh weeal, thanks for that...not the wife then. Im sure you wont get banned for explaining it! lol

[weeal]

wizards help me out here pleeeeeeze
maybe im wrong lol

[dmsymr]

bye!

[wizard69]

weeal, I think you done an excellent job of explaining it...