Breaking News...

[Spartypuss]

Is there any on here that I should know about ?

[naomi24]

Is there any what on here that you should know about?

[ladybirder]

Tell us what you know first, then we can answer.

[Spartypuss]

Any breaking news that I am not aware of?

[naomi24]

Only you know what you're aware of.

[Spartypuss]

Really, Naomi? I thought there were some mind readers here.

[jno]

Ex-Liverpool football prodigy Jamie Cassidy, 46, once picked over Steven Gerrard but turned to drug trafficking when injury ended his promising football career is jailed for 13 years

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13223993/Liverpool-football-prodigy-Jamie-Cassidy-jailed-drug-plot.html

[naomi24]

No idea.

[Spartypuss]

My first attempt at a picture here.

Hope this works.

https://ibb.co/4f6y1Dy

[Spartypuss]

You have a blind deer naomi ?

[BoxAngle]

I just mowed the front lawn. Does that count?

[Spartypuss]

Can you show us a picture of your grass cuttings?

[BoxAngle]

They are not very exciting, very green!

[Spartypuss]

Use a filter on the picture.

[jno]

do you have to mow the whole lawn these days? Or just a square foot of it then do the rest with Photoshop?

[Spartypuss]

Dammit, Jono, you have just given me an idea of what I could have done when  teacher assigned me 500 lines.

 

I could have written out 10 lines and then photocopied them 50 times.

[Barsel]

Spartypuss, is it too late for you to do that now or can you do it when you go back to school on Monday?

[Barsel]

Perhaps you will remember this the next time you get detention.

[Spartypuss]

Don't worry Mr Fawlty.

It's logged in my head now 👍 

[LadyCG]

Here's something you didn't know...

My little man won the Easter 🐣 Bonnet Competition 😍...

 

https://ibb.co/vxw92N0

 

Okay, okay ... he had might have had some help from mummy and daddy.

 

#oneproudmummy 

 

[Spartypuss]

Well done, Lady G, but I just hope your son isn't underneath that lot. 😕