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Last night, my wife and her friends went to a Ladies Night Club:
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a £10 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the £10 note and stuck it to his bum cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a £20 note. She called the guy back , licks the £20 note, and sticks it to his other bum cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a £50 note and calls the guy over, and licks the £50 note. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his bum cheeks again.
Her relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to my wife. Now everyone's attention is focused on her and everyone is egging her on to try to top the £50.
My wife said her brain was churning as she reached for her wallet. What was she to do? The woman in front of me took over... she got out her ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his bum, grabbed the eighty quid and left.
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