They Keep Coming

[Rondy]

My mate goes on Antiques Roadshow with a very rare vase.

Fiona Bruce said "How did you acquire the vase" ?

My mate said "It was handed down to me"

Fiona said "Where from?"

My mate said "An upstairs window"
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Just been for a run in my underpants.
It was a brief run..
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My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans.
I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..." "Look at what kids your age make in China!"
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My mate asked me what I knew about atoms.
I replied 'very little'.
He said 'yes but besides that!'
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